As all of Alfredo is, this page is under construction. Chris’ bio is forthcoming….
Uh….I like long walks on the beach, puppy breath, weekly baths, girls with hairy toes, mixin’ a fat burrito and my favorite color is green.
Though he recently passed the Michigan State Bar, this mountain man ain’t cut out for a world of professionalism. He is on the escape from the Urbanites, their suits, ties and briefcase. For now he’s drafting a manifesto, firing off poems and writing incendiary articles (most of which will probably never be published.) You’ll find him drinking cold beers around town, talking to cows at The May farm, or running through the Elberta wildernesses. Please don’t shoot him come November, but if you do, don’t waste the meat.